What should I say to wake up a girl?
Success in teasing a girl in a week
Straight man : Beauty, have you gotten up?
Girl: Get up early!
Straight man: Oh!
Man with high emotional intelligence: I think you are still lying in bed? Get up, but it doesn’t matter, you just need to read the first three words!
Girl: I’ve woken up a long time ago!
Man with high emotional intelligence: Oh, now the little fairy Did you get up so early?
Girl: Hum, the little fairy has to get up and work too!
Man with high emotional intelligence: Then, you little fairy, did you eat breakfast obediently? !
Man with high emotional intelligence: I’m too sleepy, I want to continue sleeping for a while!
Girl: Oh my god, I’m still sleeping at noon...
High Emotionally intelligent man: Oh, if you have any objections, you can apply to join my bed!
Girl: Go away, you gangster, you just want to take advantage of me!
Highly emotionally intelligent man: Haha , only in this way can it complement your innocence!
The other party replies "Hmm" and teach you how to reply
Girl: Yeah
God replies: What's up? , it’s just one word, will your mobile phone charge for typing a few more words?
Girl: Uh
God’s reply: Goose goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange!
Girl: Haha
God’s reply: I have foot-washing water here, do you want to drink it?
Girl: Oh
God’s reply: Okay Well, thank you, you used this word perfunctorily again!
Girl:...