Cocaine

As another reviewer pointed out, cocaine is very cool and is seen by the kids today as being somewhat chic. This product attempts to recreate the sensation of snorting cocaine: It doesn't taste particularly nice and then it kind of burns your throat. It gives a slight energy boost more akin to an energy drink than any kind of actual street narcotics. It contains no cocaine, it doesn't make cocaine any more easily available or any less illegal and your children will not become drug addicts from trying it, nor will it make them more likely to want to try cocaine.