It is undeniable that good-looking skin is indeed a bonus when chasing girls, but good-looking skin is the same, and interesting souls are the only ones. Humor is the key to attracting girls. Below, I will share with you some humorous jokes about chatting with women, so that you can become an interesting soul.
1. Blame the blame
You: "Do you know?"
Girl: "Hmm? I know."
You: "My mother has thought about it for a long time, but still feels that we are not suitable, so we still don't want to be together." (Be very serious first, and then Say the next part with a bad smile)
2. Teasing
For example, you are eating together and the girl wants you to hand her the spoon.
You: "Do you want a spoon?"
Girl: "Yeah, or nod"
You: "No! Unless you get me a piece of watermelon "
Girl: I'll give you the watermelon. "Can you give it to me now?"
You: "You're such a good boy, here, give it to you"
At this time, don’t really give it to her. When you get it in front of her, pull it back quickly! Look into her eyes and say, no, the beauty trap is not used yet, how can I give it to you!
Girl : Begins to get mad
You: "You look so cute when you are angry! Because you are so cute, I give it to you~"
Here comes the point, hand over the spoon , when the girl wants to pick it up, quickly pull it back, scoop out a spoonful of soup, and drink it!
At this time, the girl will definitely run over and beat you up!
You: "Ah, it's so comfortable, yes, yes, it's just up there."
Then, the two of you can start chatting. Don't be afraid of offending the girl, she won't be really angry.
3. Misinterpretation
For example: The girl said she was going home
You : Make a gesture of surprise! "Ah! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! You only want to get my body! Don't you want to get my heart?"
The girl must be speechless at this time, and may say, I mean go back to my house
You: "Go back to your house? Isn't that good! I'm not ready yet."
The girl at this time must not know whether to laugh or cry.
4. Versailles
The girl wants to say sorry to you
You: "It's too late! Many girls can't help themselves when they see my handsome face. You said the wrong thing, so you better stop saying it!"
5. Transfer
When crossing a zebra crossing, grab a girl and say: "Be careful. "
The girl should thank you, just say: "I was afraid you would crash the car"
6. False denial
This method is very skillful It's simple, just deny the question asked by the girl first, and then admit it to achieve a humorous effect.
For example:
When we were chatting up, the girl asked: "Do you often meet girls like this on the street?" I said: "Not often. I only meet a dozen or so a day."
The girl asked: "Do you often come to this bar?" I would say: "Not often, you only come once a day."
The girl asked: "Do you often take girls with you?" Go home?" I would answer: "No. I often bring men home." The girl asked: "Do you like meeting girls?" I replied: "No, I like being with girls. ”
7. Fake agreement
When a girl says something, if you don’t agree, Don't say anything against her, pretend to agree with her first, and then extend, exaggerate, or reduct.
For example, a girl says: "I hate men smoking the most."
You say: "That's right... Smoking should be your woman's hobby.
Girl Said: "I am very punctual!"
You said: "Well... I am always on time, and I am never more than an hour late. ”
The girl said: “Is my new hair style beautiful?”
You said: “Beautiful!...Huh? What did you say beautiful just now?”
8. Reverse word order
Reverse the other person’s word order and still form a legal sentence, often creating surprises and humor.
For example, I put sunglasses on a girl and then praised her. It looks good.
The girl said: “My face looks good with any sunglasses. ”
I said: “My sunglasses look good on any face shape. "
The girl said: "I don't like that bar. ”
I said: “Well, that bar doesn’t like you either. "
The girl said: "Every time I see you, you are in this bar. ”
I said: “You are wrong, I see you every time in this bar.” ”
9. Pretend to be a good person
"Pretending to be a good person" is also a deception technique. To pretend to be a good person is to imitate the behavior around girls What those "good guys" do is to imply that they are not the same through exaggerated tone of voice, expressions, etc., or to break their "good guy image" through subsequent twists and turns. .
Give the simplest exampleExample,
The girl said: "Thank you!"
Most men said at this time: "You're welcome!"
Or "You have something to think of." "I, I'm already very happy."
But this answer is too serious, boring and vulgar.
How would I answer?
I would say: "We are so familiar with each other, so why thank you? No need to thank me, just treat me to dinner!"
Let’s use another trick of “pretending to be a good person”. The girl tells a story. After listening to the story, you first make a positive comment on the story, and then use one sentence to break your "good guy image."
For example, a girl told me: "Every time we go to KTV to sing, we have to steal the dice inside. Every time we go, we steal one.
Now I have stolen a lot of them and put them away. "At home."
After hearing this, I said seriously: "How could you do this? How could you do this? It's too much. You disappoint me so much... Why do you only steal one at a time and not one at a time?" Box?"
10. Pretending to be a bad guy
"Pretending to be a bad guy" once again confirms these humor principles. "The secret of humor is accident." "You have to pretend to be a super selfish gangster..."
An example of pretending to be a bad guy, when we were shopping together,
The girl said: " I like to drink the coconut milk tea here the most.”
At this time, I would say: “Drinking milk tea at such an old age has no nutrition at all. It is junk food...”
She will be very unhappy at this time.
After a while, I will secretly bring the milk tea in front of her. She will love you to death.
Other techniques for pretending to be bad and selfish, and grabbing things.
For example, when eating, as soon as the food is served, you and the girl will fight to eat it.
Or, when you are looking for a place to rest, you see a chair and compete with a girl to sit on it.
Even, he used intrigues to deceive her and steal her things.
When the dishes are served during the meal, he shouts in an urgent tone: "Don't move, don't move, this dish..."
While she is in a daze, he picks up the dishes she wants to pick up. Grab it.
When sitting on the stool, the girl wanted to sit down, but suddenly shouted: "Don't sit down, there's a caterpillar!"
He sat on it first while she was in a daze.
Use your imagination, and the bad things you can do are endless.
Those good guys make girls so comfortable. If you can give her a little abuse, she will love you to death!
There are many humorous chat methods, but the key is to master the know-how. , rather than being rigid. When speaking normally,You can develop your own sense of humor, or you can watch more comedy movies and slowly sum up your experience, and you can become a humorous person.
